Cunning Linguists!

Sexuality v National Security.
Guess who wins?
Kicked. OUT.

SOCIAL EXPERIMENTATION?

Let's see:

Gay v Arab|Iraqi translator.

Hmmmm.
It's either/or, Sophie.

What will it be?
Your daughter or your son?

Either way, you're not damned.

As so eloquently put this evening by a guest on PAULA ZAHN NOW:
(to paraphrase):

I don't care about a soldier's sexuality.
I care about finding Osama Bin Laden.

PS. Paula Zahn wasn't really "out" today.
Kiren (CNNzilla) Chetry is just peeing on a hydrant,
marking her territory.

Anybody seen Soledad or Miles lately?
Me neither.